Certifiable but harmless to most.
Not "just the facts ma'am." right here, right now. We've barely met. Have a seat, take off your hat, what's your hurry. I will reveal all, in my own time, at my own pace, as I see fit. Just call me Scheherezade at Bakersfield by the Sea.
Fiction and non (gruesome plague accounts and history for preference), cooking, entertaining, writing, crafting, scrapbooking, collages, assemblages, shrine and altarpiece construction, opera, pilates, poetry, cats, hiking, tidepooling, dancing alone on the sand