Shopping with Fragile Industries

I had half an hour to kill, and decided it's time for a new feature on Fragile Industries.  I bring you the weird and the wonderful, or at least the purchaseable, from around the Web.  Forget Tim Gunn's Guide To Style, I gotcher style right here.  Home decor?  Leave it to me.  That anniversary gift for Mom and Dad?  Just ask Fragile Industries.   I will regularly (well, I don't do ANYTHING regularly, but maybe now and then) offer my three most recent most favoritest retail opportunities.  Starting ...

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1. My recent adventures with spammers left a bad taste in my mouth, but nothing as bad as the alleged meat product celebrated here.  If you like to Spamalot (just leave my email alone, please):

http://www.spamgift.com/

Featured item: Spam bobble head.  Think it's painted in China?  It still couldn't be as toxic as the real thing.

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2. Perhaps you prefer your kitch to be out of the kitchen and into the surf.  Your mantra is "Book 'im, Danno."  Unlike most of humanity, a ukelele is music to your ears.  Then garb yourself with these eye-gouge-worthy originals:

http://www.thehanashirtco.com/?p=primo_shirts

Featured item: Not only will the background cause pain even for the color-blind, there's the Guaranteed Tim Gunn Disapproved Tiki! I give you the 50s Way Bad Tiki Man Vintage Hawaiian Shirt:

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3. Turning a leaf to the literary, are you a Gold Bug?  Do you spend your time ravin' about The Raven?  Did you leave your Telltale Heart in Baltimore?  Sheer Poe-etry here:

http://www.poemuseum.org/online_store/online_store.html

Featured item: This fully poe-seable "Li'l Edgar" looks alarmingly like Robert Goulet! 

Comments

[KathyR]

That is a seriously ugly shirt.