I'm Fierce.

.....................................................................................  Lookie what I've got.

It's not just a booblehead.  It's a TIM GUNN bobblehead.  That talks.  Yes, Mr. Gunn's inimitable, perfectly tasteful voice, at the push of a button, cheering me on: "Fabulous! (warm, refined chuckle)," offering his affirmation: "No one can want you to succeed more than I do," or urging me to "Carry on!"

And of course: "Make it work!!"

Plus, it's autographed.  With two kisses and a hug.

Sometimes my Higher Power looks like Tim Gunn.  So where some people might place the Blessed Virgin Mary or the Infant of Prague in a prominent place, I have Tim, standing in his immaculate high-button unvented suit, arms folded, avuncular, on my work table.   He believes in me.  I'm his fiercest protoge.  He never tells me, "I'm concerned." He never frowns, cupping his chin, while pursing his finely sculped lips.  He certainly never says, as he exclaimed last season over the misguided addition of human hair for decorative trim, "My gag reflex is kicking in!"   No, he smiles broadly, and tells me I'm "Fabulous!"

Jealous, tranny bitches?

Comments

[KathyR]

OK. I had to Google him to find out who he is, so I guess I'm not jealous.

But really, wouldn't he be even better on your dashboard?

[fragile industries]

Ooooh, excellent idea. Now if he only glowed in the dark ....

For future reference, Devoted Readers, Tim Gunn is the "mentor" on Project Runway, the only worthwhile elimination reality show in the world. It is also the gayest show on television and for proof, see the brilliant blog http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/
where you can learn all about "fierce" and "tranny bitches" and so much more.