Glad Tubers of Comfort And Joy
Happy winter solstice and the holiday of your choice. As with Thanksgiving (we went to a movie), Mom and I are skipping the traditional trappings this year except for music. Have to have lots of blaring liturgical classics -- Verdi's Requiem is a must -- and for me, the Christmas Phil Spector and Elvis albums, and a couple of rock and country compilations ("Daddy, Please Don't Get Drunk This Christmas"), are essentials. Unfortunately, all my more, er, secular holidaytide music is packed with the seasonal decorations in the storage unit. Fortunately, Houston just sent not one, not two, but three of his annual and highly eclectic Christmas compilation CDs, so it will be a merry musical Christmas after all. I've sent Houston a pony, or so he thinks, for his present, arriving on Friday the 15th.
Christmas Eve, we're going for a potluck and service at my new church. It's the local MCC (the worldwide gay denomination, an anachronism in SF but necessary in the hinterlands, very ecumenical, worship style depends on pastor/minister/officiant.) In SF, the MCC is generic protestant with slightly campy services, a large churchy structure with a huge congregation and very active and out. Here in My Little Town, it's a nondescript storefront with about 25 members total, episcopalian-style services, active in charities, and a tight-knit warm group where only a couple of the lesbians would set off my gaydar. My Little Town is so far in the closet it reeks of mothballs. Toto, I am definitely not in Kansas anymore. The services are only one heartfelt hour long, so it's an easy demonstration of faith. I adore the pastor. I can confide in him. At the moment, he's beating the bushes to find a gay man to be my AA sponsor, my first choice. No chance of romance (a good thing) and almost certainly a sense of humor and aesthetics, so we'd get along.
Anyway, I've been assigned the yams for the potluck. This is very ironic. About 10 years ago, I prepared the Christmas Eve Feast To End All Pretentious Foodie Feasts, which included a yam souffle. In preparing the yams, I found one shaped just like the baby Jesus. Instead of calling the National Enquirer, I showed it to my ex. We laughed together as I peeled, boiled and mashed it with the rest. Over the next few hours, we had spun an entire quasi religion about Yam Baby. We even photoshopped a yam into the manger of an overly-sentimental nativity scene and stuck it on the front door of our loft unit. The title changed by whim: "The Adoration of Yam Baby", "What Yam Is This," "Yam Baby Died For Your Sins", "A Savior Yam is Born Unto Us," "Fa-La-Yam-La-La", etc. No one protested, but we did get strange looks.
I will try to avoid yam sacrilege this year, but as Popeye sez: I yam what I yam.
Watch Out, Thibedaux, LA
I'm not yet fully confirmed, but by the first of the year, I should know whether I'm set for a two-week stint in February with Habitat For Humanity as part of their Katrina rebuild effort. Thibedaux is Bayou Country, and I'm eager to go, especially as this will be Mardi Gras season. So I'm not entirely altruistic in this volunteerism. In my application, I tried to stress my construction ineptitude, and my legal/office expertise, so that I could spend my time indoors chasing down building permits or the like. No such luck. Volunteers do construction, period.
Hammers I know (all too well, some would say), screwdrivers hold no mystery as long as the bit is hardened at the tip to prevent stripping, I can handle paint on brush or roller, but that's it. I've never in my life used a drill; they scare me as do all power tools. An old family friend, the late Chet O'Brien, was an auto mechanic and amused me as a child by putting the tip of his severed index finger near his nostril, as if searching deeply. I thought he was a true wit, but the reality of cutting off your finger made a hell of an impression. Even the "minimal assembly required" by catalog furniture is a trial. After a week of fits and starts and profanity, I finally completed my lovely new CD shelves. It consisted of about a dozen structural pieces and a zillion itsy connective devices, with tiny differences (e.g. the dome-topped Phillips screw versus the flat-head Phillips), 3 kinds of nuts, and some stuff that defied explanation. I used all the structural bits, but ran short of some connectors and ended with a plethora of extras. The back panel is backwards and upside down, as is the center brace-shelf, but fuck it. It stands up, holds CDs, the doors close, and I count that as carpentry success.
So my hopes for Thibedaux are 1) to learn something, and 2) to not hurt anyone in the process, including myself and future homeowners. If you hear anything in the news about Bayou homes collapsing, forget you ever read this (as if anyone does, my Devoted Readership is now in the low two digits).
Here it is, Your Moment of Zen
(exerpted from: http://www.sattlers.org/mickey/site/archive/2004/08/index.html -- but so far down on page that I've saved you the trouble. I treasure my memories of Mitchell's Ice Cream in SF. More butterfat than in pure butter, and some wacky flavors):
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"Lila really, really, really, really wanted dessert at Mitchell's Ice Cream, San Jose @ 27th Street. Here's Issac eating his favorite, ube (a Filipino purple yam)."
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